Ugly Christmas sweaters—comically ornate, relentlessly tacky

In case you’ve been hiding under a rock, it’s official:

Ugly Christmas sweaters—they’re comically ornate, relentlessly tacky, and contemptuous of fashion’s most sacred tenets. They’re also all the rage.

So says Uri Friedman in the article: “What Explains the Rise of Ugly Christmas Sweaters?”

Yep, we at ChristmasSweaterFUN.com already knew that, of course.  Hence the creation of The Christmas Sweater-izer APP—-empowering the world to Sweater-ize unsuspecting friends, family and foe in seconds—-all without having to touch a single smelly thrift shop sweater.

Are YOU on-trend? 

Not sure?  Check your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch to see if you have the Christmas Sweater-izer APP yet.  If not, what are you waiting for?  You could be COOL in a matter of seconds!